Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records well I do, so f_ him and f_ you too! You think I give a d_ about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? s_, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little b_, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me who just don't give a f_ like me who dress like me walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My b_ is on your lips, my b_ is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's c_oris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her a_ worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the. May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here. Eminem eminem - the marshall mathers lp - the real slim shady Lyrics
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